Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
well most of my day revolves around power hour
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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