There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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