the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
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New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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