yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
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You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
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I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize