god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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