Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I forget how to act sober
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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