I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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