His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
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Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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