It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
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we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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