i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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