Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
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The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
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I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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