I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
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Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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