I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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