It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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