is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
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I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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