life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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