If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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