I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
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And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
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I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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