Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
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I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
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Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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