Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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