would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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