I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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