Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
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Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
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We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
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