I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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