How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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