He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Randomize
