And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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