My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
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At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
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We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..