South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
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just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
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Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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