Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
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they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
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We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
And then my night got REAL pukey
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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