i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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