I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
only you would photoshop your dick
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
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I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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