sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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