He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
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...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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