He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
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ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
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That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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