Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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