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We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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