We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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