Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
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The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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