I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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