apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
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I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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