is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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