Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
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I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
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Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.