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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator

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  you didnt stop her?

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  too entertaining

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit

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• (518): View more from New York

  Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?

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• (914): View more from New York

  It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.

  (845): View more from New York

  You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?

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