did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
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This is the high leading the old right now
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
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Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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