Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
