I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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