what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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