No, you can still breathe under the balls.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
My vagina just clenched in fear
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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