I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
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Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
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My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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