Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
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I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
my liver is dry heaving
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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