I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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