Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
