She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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