They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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