But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
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I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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