we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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