My nipple is on Facebook.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
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He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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