I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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