Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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