The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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