About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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